Nostalgic Adventures of a 1980s High School Geek
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The Golden Age of Geekdom
Reflecting on the unique exploits of my high school years, I wouldn't trade these experiences for anything. The adventures unfolded between the release of Star Wars: A New Hope and just after Raiders of the Lost Ark, featuring a mix of triumphs and mischievous antics.
We engineered explosions, executed heists, and explored the realms of computers, chemistry, extreme sports, and even created Indiana Jones-style radio dramas complete with commercials. This was a time without the internet or mobile phones, yet VCRs and personal computers were just beginning to take hold.
Our high school was equipped with a single Apple II in 1981, and I still cherish my first floppy disk. I vividly recall encountering my first hard drive in 1983. Talking to fellow geeky friends later, I realized we operated outside the norm—our level of innovative and often reckless creativity was unparalleled. It was a golden age, and it kept us grounded. Before I leave this world, I feel compelled to share these memories.
Good Guy Heist
One of our most daring escapades involved breaking into a locker to reclaim my electronic sound device, stolen by George Capones, the leader of a local Greek gang. Using a copy of the school's master key, he pilfered my creation from my locker.
To retrieve it from his padlocked locker, we crafted a master key from a random locker key we found on campus. With a little distraction from my partner in mischief, Croatian Peter "Paj" Pajelic, we molded Capones' padlock key into plasticine while it hung from his keychain. After some careful filing, we were able to unlock both lockers with surprising ease.
Creating Our Own Currency
Paj and his friend Peter were fans of the political cartoon Jeff Hook, which featured a hidden element in each daily frame. This cartoon inexplicably became a form of currency in our school, with students trading them for snacks and even bicycles. The Greek gang got involved, leading to a chaotic environment of theft and retrieval.
Our school days became a whirlwind of watching our belongings, creating decoys, and plotting recoveries. Academic work was often sidelined as we focused on our antics and engineering projects during what were supposed to be serious classes. Just before the currency's downfall, I managed to trade my collection of Jeff Hooks for electronics with a trustworthy friend.
Teacher Absentee Stats
Our teachers faced quite a challenge in the permissive environment of the late 1970s. Our Grade 7 English teacher reportedly had a breakdown due to our antics. In an attempt to shake off the good guy persona, I began tracking teacher attendance, revealing some amusing patterns that confirmed our suspicions about certain faculty members.
The results were entertaining, suggesting potential relationships between various teachers based on their attendance records. Soon, half the class was invested in my findings, making predictions about which teachers might be absent that day.
Inventing the Binary Code
In Grade 8, I constructed a mechanical series-to-parallel decoder, inspired by historical punched card technology. My friends and I were obsessed with remote control cars and wanted to create a model with advanced features. My invention aimed to expand the number of control channels available, leading me to discover the basics of binary code.
Though we never fully completed the project, the experience sparked my interest in digital electronics, which I would later explore at Radio Shack. My first encounter with computer logic and memory would change my perspective forever.
Bugging and Eavesdropping
In a playful twist, we bugged our classmates by leaving tape recorders near their desks. At home, I rigged a wired bug in my sister's room, leading to some hilarious moments before she caught on. It was all in good fun, but it showcased our inventive spirit.
Two-Stage Fireworks
Our geek group, consisting of various backgrounds, often collaborated on science projects. George Capones introduced illegal fireworks into our mix, and I proposed we build two-stage rockets. This endeavor proved challenging, requiring precision in design and timing, but we managed a few successful launches.
Army ID Cards
Paj, an exceptional artist, crafted fake army ID cards that elevated us to high ranks in a fictional military. We flashed these cards at the library, leading to amusing moments as staff became curious about our new "security system." Soon, even friends from the Greek gang wanted their own cards, leading to a mini-economy of sorts.
Synchronized Watches
We formed a secret intelligence group, aiming to solve mysteries and conduct surveillance. One of the most thrilling exercises involved synchronizing our watches, allowing us to enter the cafeteria from different doors at the exact same time. It felt like a covert operation, and we reveled in the precision of our timing.
Sports Stats and Teacher Anecdotes
Our lunch breaks were filled with organized sports, often more serious than those played by the popular crowd. Paj kept meticulous records of our games, and we spent rainy days immersed in engineering projects and creative capers.
One memorable incident involved tallying the colorful language of Mr. Coffee, our beloved graphics teacher, leading to a comical confrontation when he discovered our notes.
As I reflect on these cherished memories, they represent a vibrant time filled with creativity, friendship, and a touch of mischief.
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